Worldwide General Strike ... (c) pinkwork
Virtual News：In a recent court case, a 45 year-old scientist is charged with publicly claiming a 16 year-old girl be his girl friend. Even with the girl's consent, he has not obtained any psychologist assessment report on the girl's cognitive development beforehands, the scientist is against the "little angel protection law". Similiar case could be heard almost everyday. What made it develope into a big news is the prosecutor who is also the chairman of the world lawyers association.
He used the word "scientist weirdo" to describe the defendent in the court. It's this "identity descrimnative " word made scientists all over the world burst into anger. Scientists' Union decided to hold a worldwide general strike until the chairman apologize publicly. The chairman rejected immediately and insisted the word he said was pointing to a particular people in a particular case . Now all crop-growing machines has stopped operating and our civilized people ran into panic. The Union spokesman said the laywers murmur all day long and have no any real contribution to this new world. They kow they're stupid and have no real flair for mathematics and all kinds of creations, so they made a law banning all people saying the word "stupid". It's how they make their living. This time they've to make a law to ban the word"hungry". The other side, the lawyers' association is urging the police to arrest all Scientists Union members and charge them with murder.
Virtual Diary：Early in the morning, an official from the social welfare department rang my door bell and brought lots of food into my home. No kidding, really "lots of", including many bags of rice (I don't eat rice), boxes of spaghetti, corn flakes, canned sandine, smoke salmon, cheese, bread, .... and ... the man said it's enough for my two-month consumption. If I want to refill, just give them a call and the number will be valid until the strike is over. I feel strange ... should i say thank you ... now my home is more like a warehouse ... do they know how much time i've spend on decorating my home???!!! the worst thing is ... if the strike is over tomorrow... how to handle all those spaghetti, corn flakes, canned sandine, smoke salmon????
I also notice he's wearing a recently much hyped "pig" t-shirt. However watching him rudely stuffing all those things into my home, I knew his taste ...
These days all people in our heaven-like new world are living in harmony. The "professionals" look down on each other. "Free persons" live off social welfare, but they work hard on all kinds of artistic creations. The "little angels" (people aged below 18) are all worshipped by the adults and living in their own little worlds. The machines do all the production works. No one is superior to and cares about others, so no conflicts ... except when they all got an urge to possess a little angel.
未來世界的某一日...科學家大罷工
虛擬新聞：一名45歲的科學家被控公開宣稱一名16歲的少女為自己的女朋友。雖然女方同意，但他事先沒有獲得心理學家對該名少女心智發展的評估報告，違反了「保護小天使」條例。類似的案件差不多每日也聽見。不過案件中的檢控官，他也是國際律師會的主席，卻令這宗小案變成了大新聞。他在法庭上用了「科學怪人」去形容案件中的被告。這個帶有岐視成份的名詞令全世界的科學家大怒。科學家聯盟決定舉行全球性的大罷工，直至律師會主席公開道歉為止。主席即時拒絕，並堅持他在法庭上所講的，是針對某特定案件的某特定人物。任何文明人皆會明白。
目前全球的穀物生產機器已經停頓，文明人陷入一片糧食恐慌之中。科學家聯盟的發言人說，那些律師們終日吵吵嚷嚷，對新世界社會卻毫無實質貢獻。他們自知愚蠢，又沒有數學及創作任何東西的天份，於是就立一條法例禁止所有人公開說「愚蠢」一詞。這就是他們的生存方法。看來今次他們又要立一條法例禁止「饑餓」二字。另一邊，國際律師會要求警方馬上拘捕全球所有科學家聯盟的成員，並控以他們謀殺罪。
虛擬日記：大清早，社會福利部的官員便按我的門鈴，將大量食物搬進我家。不是說笑，真是很「大量」，包括無數包白米﹝我根本不愛吃飯的﹞、意大利粉、栗米片、罐頭沙甸魚、煙三文魚、芝士、麵包 ... 還有 ... 那個男人說這應該足夠我兩個月食用，有需要還可以致電通知他補充。那個聯絡號碼直至大罷工結束前還有效。感覺怪怪的 ... 我應否多謝他呢 ... 現在我的家十足像一個貨艙 ... 他們知不知道我花了多少時間去布置這間屋？？？！！！最壞的事情是 ... 若果罷工明日便結束 ... 那些意大利粉、栗米片、沙甸魚 ... 應該怎處理？？？
我也留意到那個男人身上所穿的，是近期十分流行的野豬圖案恤衫。看那個男人將大包小包食物硬塞進我的家，便知他沒有甚麼品味可言。
He used the word "scientist weirdo" to describe the defendent in the court. It's this "identity descrimnative " word made scientists all over the world burst into anger. Scientists' Union decided to hold a worldwide general strike until the chairman apologize publicly. The chairman rejected immediately and insisted the word he said was pointing to a particular people in a particular case . Now all crop-growing machines has stopped operating and our civilized people ran into panic. The Union spokesman said the laywers murmur all day long and have no any real contribution to this new world. They kow they're stupid and have no real flair for mathematics and all kinds of creations, so they made a law banning all people saying the word "stupid". It's how they make their living. This time they've to make a law to ban the word"hungry". The other side, the lawyers' association is urging the police to arrest all Scientists Union members and charge them with murder.
Virtual Diary：Early in the morning, an official from the social welfare department rang my door bell and brought lots of food into my home. No kidding, really "lots of", including many bags of rice (I don't eat rice), boxes of spaghetti, corn flakes, canned sandine, smoke salmon, cheese, bread, .... and ... the man said it's enough for my two-month consumption. If I want to refill, just give them a call and the number will be valid until the strike is over. I feel strange ... should i say thank you ... now my home is more like a warehouse ... do they know how much time i've spend on decorating my home???!!! the worst thing is ... if the strike is over tomorrow... how to handle all those spaghetti, corn flakes, canned sandine, smoke salmon????
I also notice he's wearing a recently much hyped "pig" t-shirt. However watching him rudely stuffing all those things into my home, I knew his taste ...
These days all people in our heaven-like new world are living in harmony. The "professionals" look down on each other. "Free persons" live off social welfare, but they work hard on all kinds of artistic creations. The "little angels" (people aged below 18) are all worshipped by the adults and living in their own little worlds. The machines do all the production works. No one is superior to and cares about others, so no conflicts ... except when they all got an urge to possess a little angel.
未來世界的某一日...科學家大罷工
虛擬新聞：一名45歲的科學家被控公開宣稱一名16歲的少女為自己的女朋友。雖然女方同意，但他事先沒有獲得心理學家對該名少女心智發展的評估報告，違反了「保護小天使」條例。類似的案件差不多每日也聽見。不過案件中的檢控官，他也是國際律師會的主席，卻令這宗小案變成了大新聞。他在法庭上用了「科學怪人」去形容案件中的被告。這個帶有岐視成份的名詞令全世界的科學家大怒。科學家聯盟決定舉行全球性的大罷工，直至律師會主席公開道歉為止。主席即時拒絕，並堅持他在法庭上所講的，是針對某特定案件的某特定人物。任何文明人皆會明白。
目前全球的穀物生產機器已經停頓，文明人陷入一片糧食恐慌之中。科學家聯盟的發言人說，那些律師們終日吵吵嚷嚷，對新世界社會卻毫無實質貢獻。他們自知愚蠢，又沒有數學及創作任何東西的天份，於是就立一條法例禁止所有人公開說「愚蠢」一詞。這就是他們的生存方法。看來今次他們又要立一條法例禁止「饑餓」二字。另一邊，國際律師會要求警方馬上拘捕全球所有科學家聯盟的成員，並控以他們謀殺罪。
虛擬日記：大清早，社會福利部的官員便按我的門鈴，將大量食物搬進我家。不是說笑，真是很「大量」，包括無數包白米﹝我根本不愛吃飯的﹞、意大利粉、栗米片、罐頭沙甸魚、煙三文魚、芝士、麵包 ... 還有 ... 那個男人說這應該足夠我兩個月食用，有需要還可以致電通知他補充。那個聯絡號碼直至大罷工結束前還有效。感覺怪怪的 ... 我應否多謝他呢 ... 現在我的家十足像一個貨艙 ... 他們知不知道我花了多少時間去布置這間屋？？？！！！最壞的事情是 ... 若果罷工明日便結束 ... 那些意大利粉、栗米片、沙甸魚 ... 應該怎處理？？？
我也留意到那個男人身上所穿的，是近期十分流行的野豬圖案恤衫。看那個男人將大包小包食物硬塞進我的家，便知他沒有甚麼品味可言。
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