Woman Tycoon 's 1 million dollars bid for a Sperm Sample ... ! 競投精子！

My cup-sized mini pet leopard is sleeping sweetly on my thighs and I don't want to move my body to disturb it ... can't move and got nothing to do, I turn on the message screen. It's a live interview ... ... again.

"You spent 1 million dollars to bid an "another" man 's sperm sample to produce your offspring. Do you think it's an insult to your current boyfriend?" asks the celebrity journalist, hoping his first question could already provoke anger of the interviewee and so let him has more performance time. That celebrity journalist had been dubbed a "genius" journalist since he was 12. Now he is just a twenty-four year old man and has become the managing director of a multinational media group. Being the company director he needs not go to the frontline anymore, but this time his target is a fourty years old woman tycoon whose story has made headlines around the world recently, of course he would grap this golden chance to show off his talent.

In front of him is one of the world's 100 richest people, a confident woman who owns and runs numerous companies worldwide. Her companies also employed many of this "young talents" like him and the youngest one is just 15 years old. She knew very well the limit and naiveness of these " geniuses". She replies quietly "I like to call him My Husband."

"After the Absolute Freedom Bill, few people would use the word Husband ... well, it's up to you. Do you think you've insulted your ... husband ?"the celebrity journalist adds. The woman tycoon picks up a glass of green fruit juice on the desk, takes a zip. "refreshing." she says to herself and also tells her lawyer to make a try. Then her eyes turn back to the journalist and answers, "It's he who encouraged me to do this."

"He is impotent?" the journalist asks, with a cunning smile on his face.

"We have a nearly perfect sex life ! The doctor also prove his reproductive function is 100% normal. But rising a child is a serious matter, I hope my son or daughter will have a perfect and happy life."

"You think his gene is not good enough ? "

"He's young, sporty, a very talented artist. I think his gene should be quite good. But I always look for perfection. We human have evolved and need not be bound by the traditional family values. These values had long been proved a total failure !"

"If in future everybody do the same thing, nobody would produce their offsprings sexually."

"Would it be a problem ? In the ancient days we eat to survive, nowadays we eat to enjoy. SEX is the same. These days we need not choose a person who cannot give you sexual pleasure, but might be your offsprings' good mother or father to be your partner. Frankly, if I'm getting old,l I still like to make love with Little Angel young boys !"

"Your thinking is SO avant grade. You've successfully done the eugenics plan which many dictators in human history had dreamed of ! You think you were GOD ?"

Since the journalist has used the word "God" and the woman tycoon is an atheist. The lawyer teams on both sides have to discuss on the spot (studio) whether this word is against the "Anti-discrimination" law. So now on the message screen, I can only see two groups of lawyers, 20 people in total are talking with each other using professional terms, it's totally dull. Actually this situation happens quite often, no matter which chanel you choose to watch . That's why these days nobody like to watch Live programme. So am I ...

那個競投精子的女富商 ...


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evolved to extinction 進化到絕種

one day in the future ...

Is human herd animal? or we have evolved to be solitary. These days each of us lives like the ancient panda, is wandering lonely and aimlessly in the bamboo forest every day. Maybe one day you would come across a "same species" but you won't care. If it opens its mouth and humbly begs you for some bamboo leaves, you would give it some immediately, then quickly walk away without taking this same species a second glance.

At this moment you might think you were the creator of this forest and look down on every living creatures you have seen. You have become picky in choosing your food and your sexual partner. Yes, we all have successfully evolved to extinction, to completed the mission our GOD gave us thousands of years ago.

Look, a worn out "Lazy Star" flag is hanging high in a piece of bamboo. It might be left by a young revolutionist in the old days. I so admire our ancestors ... who all can live a meaningful life. Now we have no any government to overthrow, our "new" world are so perfect and so liberal ... if you still want to fight for something, the only way maybe to demolish the whole "new" world ... how come today's bamboo leaves taste so light ?

A pink ant ...一隻粉紅螞蟻

one day in the future ...

Are you ok ? I knew today afternoon you would celebrate with your friends in that upclass restaurant we used to hang out and quite a concidence i was shopping nearby, so took this chance to come to see you and say "I wanna break up". ooh ... actually we had so much fun together ... i still remember last week we tided together on your "flying machine", then jumped from the spire of the "Liberty Tower". In less than a few second we were flying above the sea, waves were splashing onto my face ... it was so exciting. However that exciting feeling could not last for too long. Soon I feel bored again. I admire you got such an interesting job, live a meaningful life everyday. The reaction on your face was a bit wired. You was gazing at me in shock and your friends were laughing behind your back. I have no idea what you the elites were thinking about at that moment?

hey ... share with you an interesting piece of news, it happened one hour ago. The only crop-production machine programmer in this world was found hang himself on the spire of the "Liberty Tower". Another "the only" again ... "You said to me you're a crop machine programmer. Is he your colleague?" His top-naked body is now still hanging on the spire and swinging with the wind. On his chest, there is a big "ant" symbol in pink color. The police said he self-painted it before he committed suicide. People all over the world are now guessing what this "ant" symbol means? Why this elite scientist would get tired of this colorful new world.

I'm sure he was not tired of this world, on the contrary he loved it very much. See, he chose such a pretentious way to die, his intention is nothing but wants the other people remember him even after his death. Ha ... he don't know he'll fail, just a few days, people will completely forget him and his corpse. And the meaning of the "ant" symbol is so straightforward. It should be inspied by the mother nature ... this poor guy might think if he could live like an ant, is willing to be "one of" the many soldier or worker ants. Maybe he could find the meaning of living in this colorful new world.

These days every elite wants to be the "queen ant", wants to be "unique" and looks down on each other. Their ego suddenly boost to an extent that they begin to question the bible ... and suddenly be easily collapsed by a sentence of a little angel ... in the end he understood human being will become extinct soon. The process might not involve a big earthquake, fire balls falling from the sky ...or etc., it might be very slow and quiet. One day the crop-production machine stop running, nobody know how to repair it. The other day the murmur sound of the lawyers & politicians disappear, only the laughters of the little angels could be heard till they're all exhausted and fall down one by one. Corpses of the elites are hanging on the towers' spires, trees' tops and everywhere. But even without human, the ants would continue to exist for hundreds years. And why the symbol is in "pink" color? it's a beautified color of the fresh blood. Only that way an elite's body could keep clean.

What do you think about my analysis? As a "little angel", our time is spent on these trivial little things. What're you doing now ?

Sperm sample worths one million 價值一百萬的精子

A 40 years old business woman successfully made a record one million bid for a sperm sample donated by a 21 years old young man. The donor's identity has to keep secret but according to information released by the auction company. He's an olympic medal winner and currently studying law at World Central University. The PR manager of the auction company said the price is so high cause it's an "one-time and one-acceptor" deal. The bid includes a contract to restricts the donor to give sperm donation in future and only the "buyer" has the right to use this sperm sample. He also predicts the recent "Absolute Freedom Bill" (* see my previous diary) would encourage more and more single people in civilized region to buy "perfect" eggs or semen to produce their offspring non-sexually. "Since there're no such thing as marriage, mother and father anymore. People are now more open to this reproduction way. In our heaven-like new world everybody would love and take care the children." he added.
These days the machines do all the production works. The civilized adults could either be a "professional" or "artist". The professionals are all carving for perfection and could not tolerate any flaw. If one day an artist got fame, he would call himself a "professional"...

價值一百萬的精子


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